Rabbi Jason Miller

Mazel Tov: Aviva Sklare and Maury (Moshe/"Moe") Schwartz on their wedding last Sunday!

Jon Stewart on Newsweek

Jewsweek called it back in July when they put Jon Stewart on their list of the hottest people and things in Judaism. And I've known for years now that Jon Stewart is the funniest talking head on late night TV.

So, now the rest of the world has caught up and Newsweek has him gracing their end-of-the-year double issue cover. When I went to a taping of the Daily Show a few years ago, our group was welcomed by Jon during his opening bit (warming up the audience) with the worlds "Fellow Yidden in the House... Shalom Aleikhem!"

The Stories The Daily Show Broke in 2003
The Stories The Daily Show Missed in 2003

Congrats Jon on finally getting your due. Look out Leno and Letterman!

What time is it?

The Digital Clock of the Future (or is it of the Past?)

Great Movie

Just viewed "Adaptation" with Nick Cage and Meryl Streep. It is one of the most creative films I've seen. I'm not a fan of Nicolas Cage, but his acting is very solid in this. It is brilliantly done. At Amazon.com, you can read the entire first chapter of the book The Orchid Thief: A True Story of Beauty and Obsession (by Susan Orlean), the book on which this film is based.

Who Reads Which Newspaper?

1. The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the country.

2. The Washington Post is read by people who think they run the country.

3. The New York Times is read by people who think they should run the country, and who are very good at crosswords.

4. USA Today is read by people who think they ought to run the country but don't really understand the Washington Post. They do, however, like their statistics shown in pie charts.

5. The Los Angeles Times is read by people who wouldn't mind running the country, if they could spare
the time, and if they didn't have to leave LA to do it.

6. The Boston Globe is read by people whose parents used to run the country and did a far superior job of it, thank you very much.

7. The New York Daily News is read by people who aren't too sure who's running the country, and don't really care as long as they can get a seat on the train.

8. The New York Post is read by people who don't care who's running the country, as long as they do something really scandalous, preferably while intoxicated.

9. The San Francisco Chronicle is read by people who aren't sure there is a country... or that anyone is running it; but whoever it is, they oppose all that they stand for. There are occasional exceptions if the leaders are handicapped minority feminist atheist dwarfs, who also happen to be illegal aliens from ANY country or galaxy as long as they are Democrats.

10. The Miami Herald is read by people who are running another country but need the baseball scores.

11. The National Enquirer is read by people who think Elvis is running the country.

Mazel Tov: Marc and Rebecca Wolf have a new baby boy. Jacob was born on Friday, December 12.

Welcome to NY Isiah Thomas!

Zeke is coming to the Big Apple to head up the front office of the Knicks. I'm pretty sure that he's held on to his Lone Pine Road (Bloomfield Hills) home while living in Toronto (Raptors owner and VP of Basketball Ops) and in Indiana (Pacers Head Coach). I wonder if he'll sell it now. The last time I saw Isiah was at Metro (Detroit) Airport a few years back when he was having a hard time getting through security (and that was pre-9/11).

Good luck in New York Isiah. You've finally made it to a "Big Market Franchise." I can't wait for the first deal you make with Joey D in Detroit.

Mazel Tov:To Cobi and Shira Weissbach on their wedding yesterday. All the best for a wonderful life together. The Happy Couple

Golda's Balcony

We saw Golda's Balcony last night. Tovah Feldshuh stars as Golda Meir in this one-woman play. She also does the voices of all the other people including Dayan, Kissinger, her parents, etc. It was phenomenal!

Most memorable line is when Kissinger says "First I am an American. Second I am the Secretary of State. And last, I am a Jew." Golda replies: "Good, in Israel we read from right to left!" This show certainly made me want to get on the next El Al flight to Israel. It's a must see!!!